~Out of Sorts??~
So you have been out of sorts lately???
Had to go to the old doc
I thought you were solid as a rock
Been running a fever
Chilled to the bone
Weak as a baby kitten
Can't seem to stay away from the commode???
Don't know which end is up??
The old bug has really got ahold of you
You stay in that bed whatever you do
Take all your pills, drink plenty of fluids
Before you know it
You'll be good as NEW!!!!!