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~Chinese Proverbs~


Man who run in front of car...get tired

Man who run behind car...get exhausted

Man with one chopstick...go hungry

Man who eats many prunes...get good run for money

War does not determine who is right...war determine who is left

Wife who put husband in doghouse...soon find him in cathouse

Man who drive like hell...bound to get there

Man who stand on toilet...is high on pot

Man who live in glass house...should change clothes in basement

Man who fish in other man's well...often catch crabs

Man who fart in church...sit in own pew

Crowded elevator smell different to midget