~Bullet For Christ~
One Sunday morning during service, a 2000 member congregation was surprised
to see two men enter the church, both
were covered from head to toe in black and
carrying sub-machine guns.
One of the men proclaimed, "Anyone willing to take
a bullet for Christ remain where you are!!".
Immediately...the choir fled, the deacons fled,
and most of the congregation fled.
Out of the 2000 people there, only about 20 remained.
The man who had spoken took off his hood...
he looked at the preacher and said, "Okay Pastor,
I got rid of all the hypocrites, now you may begin your
service...Have a Nice Day!!!"
And with that the two men departed.