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~Three Arguments~



**A Lighter Side of Religion**





There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was black...
He called everyone "brother"
He liked gospel
He could not get a fair trial


But then there was 3 equally good arguments...
that Jesus was Jewish.
He went into His Father's business
He lived at home until He was 33
He was sure his Mother was a virgin
and His mother was sure He was God.



But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus was Italian.
He talked with His hands
He had wine with every meal
He used olive oil



And again there were 3 good arguments that Jesus
was a Californian.
He never cut His hair
He walked around barefoot all the time
He started a new religion



But then there were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Irish
He never got married
He was always telling stories
He loved green pastures



But the most compelling evidence of all...
was 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman...

He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice...
when there was no food
He kept trying to get a message across to a
bunch of men who just did not get it...
Even when He was dead.....

He had to get up because there was
more work for Him to do!!!!!!!!